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Tempted by the fruit of another...
Yesterday morning I took a 25 minute drive to Memorial Park to try out my newest pair of Vibram Five Fingers, the KSOs. But that review is for another post. My time was 25:18 over three miles and I am not complaining, but focus was an issue.
Especially soon after Mile One, where I was just minding my own business, running along and a booty went by. I'm talking about a double take booty. I am talking about a I know there is no way I can keep up with this chick, but did I just see what I thought I saw, pick up the pace to verify booty. Small, tight, round, my gosh, Jessica Alba step to the side for just a dang moment. Holy crap, it was perfect and unfortunately it was moving away from me at a rapid rate of speed. Damn my slowness!
Actually, this was probably for the better. The only booty I am smacking is my wife's booty. Well, with the exception of our cat in one of those "what the fonk do you think you are doing" situations when he looks up at you with yogurt on his whiskers. But I digress. If I were to smack another booty, my wife would throw me out and keep the house, the MINI Cooper and all my running shoes. So I know better AND I love my wife, which really helps.
But the temptation. I swear that booty said "smack me" and I am sure that a lesser man would have given in, which probably explains said female runner's speed. Anyway, nice booty. Just thought I would share.
As I walked to my car after my run I saw another sight that did not quite compare to the booty scene earlier. A pregnant woman running in shorts and a sports bra, showing off her impending baby. And I am not refering to a first trimester bump, but a full-fledged is she in danger of dropping that thing bulge. I have seen fat guys running in half shirts, but this was a new one. Definitely not as sexy as booty girl. That being said, the woman in question was in damn good shape, which probably made her baby dome look much bigger than it was. Interesting morning to say the least.
Sham Now
Was June a bad month for celebrities or what? Because June finished with the death of Billy "Oxy Clean" Mays, does this mean that "Vince for Sham Wow" is now the king of schlock marketing?
Mix and Match
My wife and I are off to Minnesota tomorrow and I have prepared the appropriate music mixes for the flights. I warned the Minnesotans many months ago that I would be back in the summer so hopefully they have taken heed and prepared appropriately.
Listening to: Too Hot To Stop - Benjamin Orr
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