Opening Line
I am ready to meet my maker. Whether my maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter. - Winston Churchill
I will admit that before Michael Jackson went off the deep end, he put out some damned good music. Everything up to and including Thriller is worth owning, although I have to admit that as great as Thriller was, my favorite MJ album is Off the Wall.
My mom gave me my first and only Farrah Fawcett poster (the classic). Farrah will always be a 70's icon and associated with Charlie's Angels. Even though she appeared in only 29 episodes, she was the face of the show. My favorite Angel was always Jaclyn Smith. By the way, I have met Jaclyn Smith before (at a cast party for a min-series back in the 80's - yeah, I have another life). I am convinced that to this day she regrets not hitting on me at the buffet table.What's a girl to do...
Wouldn't it have been much better if both Michael and Farrah left us when they were much younger? In Michael's case, before the hair fires and the incessant need for plastic surgery. Wouldn't have we remembered him much differently? And perhaps Farrah could have passed in her sleep before she went batsh*t on David Letterman so many years ago.
Speaking of celebrity deaths, what the hell happened to Matt LeBlanc's career?
Is he hosting grocery store grand openings or doing used car commercials, what?
Speaking of grocery stores, everything at the check out stand is screaming Jon and Kate. Um, 50% of marriages end in divorce so this was a surprise, how? Further, when people should be more concerned with the Eight, the question on everyone's mind is, "how does this affect the series?" Hey, just move the series over to Bravo and rebrand it Jon and Kate Date. Done and done. Honestly, I don't give a damn. Even my News Reader is not immune to this crap. North Korea is about to turn Hawaii into the Bikini Islands (and no, I am not talking about bimbos on beaches, look it up) and I get Jon and Kate, Jon and Kate, Jon and Kate. I wonder if North Korea would bomb them instead.
Alright, I am gettin' a might riled up. So Happy Friday and enjoy your weekend.
Listening to: Heaven's A Lie - Lacuna Coil
Posted on Friday - dammit!
